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28th Oct 2025

35. Life's Chaos: Embracing the Unexpected

You ever have one of those weekends where you swear you’ve got your life together—then realize you accidentally threw your systems out the window somewhere between school drop-off and the trunk-or-treat? 😅

🧡 The Vibe:

This one’s a confession. I talk a big game about simplifying, planning ahead, and honoring my energy, but this past weekend? I set myself up for chaos and paid for it. Between a school event, late-night travel, chronic illness fatigue, and forgetting my own advice, I found myself deep in the “I should know better” zone.

In this episode, I’m calling myself out (with love), reflecting on what went sideways, and showing how I’m using my own Simplifying Life’s Beautiful Bitchiness Rolodex to recover from the burnout spiral.

Takeaway Moment:

Even when life throws her beautiful bitchiness at you, your systems aren’t failing; they’re waiting to help you recover.

🗣️ Mentioned in This Episode

The Simplifying Life’s Beautiful Bitchiness Rolodex: 20-20-20 Rule A way to relax your eyes after staring at a screen for too long

⏱️ Timestamps

00:00 – Weekend vacation gone wrong

00:54 – Scrambling to get ready

01:37 – The stressful journey begins

03:14 – Recovering from the weekend

03:53 – What the SLBB Rolodex is all about

05:33 – My practical recovery tips

07:40 – Rolodex categories revealed

08:28 – Final thoughts and feedback

📬 Let’s Connect

💌 Weekly Pep Talks + Tools: Notes from Michelle

🌀 Explore the SLBB Rolodex: Flip Thru Here!

📱 DM Me: TikTok / Instagram

🧡 Inhale the calm. Exhale the fire.

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About the Podcast

Simplifying Life’s Beautiful Bitchiness
Simple Systems, Real Talk, & a Little Chaos
Life’s a lot, so let’s make it easier. I help busy, overwhelmed women navigate the chaos with simple, no-BS Life Systems and Bespoke Wellness. From motherhood and chronic illness to everyday resilience, we’re talking about real-life solutions that actually work.

Expect bite-sized, relatable episodes packed with humor, practical tips, and the occasional sports or movie reference (because why not?). Whether you’re looking to streamline your day, reclaim your energy, or just hear from someone who gets it, you’re in the right place.

Hit play, take a breath, and let’s simplify life without the BS.

About your host

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Michelle Martinez

Hey, hey! I’m Michelle, your no-BS guide to making life easier with simple, stress-less Life Systems. If you’re tired of feeling like you’re constantly juggling all the things (without a single extra hand to catch what’s falling), you’re in the right place.

I’m a wife, mom, chronic illness girlie, and mental health advocate who’s been through the chaos and figured out how to navigate it without losing my sh*t 💩 (most days). I love sports, crafting, the MCU, and a solid rant about the nonsense of toxic productivity, so expect a little bit of all that in this podcast 😏.

Through Simplifying Life’s Beautiful Bitchiness, I’m here to give you real-life strategies, the occasional sports or movie reference (because why not?) to help you build a life that actually works for you, without the burnout, without the BS.

Fun Facts About Me:
Favorite MCU quote? “The arrogant never do.” ~Thanos
Best life lesson from my husband? “Take what the defense gives you.”
Preferred form of therapy? Crochet, a 90s playlist that hits just right, and a hot cup of tea.
What you won’t find here? Toxic positivity, cookie-cutter advice, or me acting like I know everything.

So grab a drink, take a breath, and let’s simplify the chaos, together. 🥰🧡